leplusbeau: (Here comes the bride!)
leplusbeau ([personal profile] leplusbeau) wrote in [personal profile] thecoolone 2005-07-18 10:42 pm (UTC)

*There is stalking. There is haughty. There are very rude words in French.*

Stop trying to sell me that! It haz plastic beading.

*She shoos two little assistants away from Bill and uses him as a litmus test of several colors. Solid white looks to flash against red hair. Bone is lovely but there are only three dresses, and they have a square neckline or empire waists. Fleur settles on ivory. There are oval necks with antique lace, two piece dresses, slinky numbers that button up to the neck.*

Nothing, nothing, ugly, bad stitching, cheap, ugly--Bill! Help me! *Fleur helps herself by dropping the 'no, nevah in life' pile on Bill's head.*

That iz it! Thiz iz the last one. If it doez not fit, I am calling my mother in the morning.

*She stalks back into the dressing rooms with several attendants in hot pursuit.*






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